All Females Are Pinocchio

January 19, 2009 · Filed Under Uncategorized · Comment 

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Not wanting to make this a sexist remark, I believe all females are all condemned to hell once their poor soul leaves their overweight body. They are nothing more than a Pinocchio, and ought to be thrown into the same prison cell with liars and lawyers.

Can’t they be honest for once? All innocent on the outside but in actual fact they are like a devil in an angel’s clothing. Let’s be frank over here, if pretty faces are not the yardstick for love, then what is? Don’t tell me ‘feelings’, that’s bullshits! Between a guy with lots of acne scars and another without, which will be the luck one with his hands all over your out-of-shape body? Oh, yes, did I hear you say there are lots of other factors, such as characters, attitudes, and all those bull shits?

Come on, given a choice, definitely you’ll pick the macho guy with 6 packs on his tummy, not that poor sincere love blinded guy with a 6-in-1 tummy. And if looks don’t matter, why are playboys good looking? I’ve never come across a fat ugly over weight playboy in my entire life. Don’t get me wrong, when I say handsome or pretty, I meant beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, therefore, you are likely to choose one guy over another because you think he is sweat looking over the other. How fair is that? Well, no complains, it’s your choice but what annoys me when you lied about it! Own up you daughter of an old bitch with 4 nipples. Just be frank and say that god forbidden phrase: “I Like Good Looking Guys.”

Stop talking cock or I’ll shove a 10 inch dildo into your mouth and down your throat in hope you die a horrible death. If only love can be measured through the length of our penis and the size of a girls’ boob, then all is fair. For the mean time, go get a new brain to replace your walnut-sized brain and stop lying!

Liar liar, panties on fire! Roll over and die you bitches!

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