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All Females Are Pinocchio

January 19, 2009 | Category: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

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Not wanting to make this a sexist remark, I believe all females are all condemned to hell once their poor soul leaves their overweight body. They are nothing more than a Pinocchio, and ought to be thrown into the same prison cell with liars and lawyers.

Can’t they be honest for once? All innocent on the outside but in actual fact they are like a devil in an angel’s clothing. Let’s be frank over here, if pretty faces are not the yardstick for love, then what is? Don’t tell me ‘feelings’, that’s bullshits! Between a guy with lots of acne scars and another without, which will be the luck one with his hands all over your out-of-shape body? Oh, yes, did I hear you say there are lots of other factors, such as characters, attitudes, and all those bull shits?

Come on, given a choice, definitely you’ll pick the macho guy with 6 packs on his tummy, not that poor sincere love blinded guy with a 6-in-1 tummy. And if looks don’t matter, why are playboys good looking? I’ve never come across a fat ugly over weight playboy in my entire life. Don’t get me wrong, when I say handsome or pretty, I meant beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, therefore, you are likely to choose one guy over another because you think he is sweat looking over the other. How fair is that? Well, no complains, it’s your choice but what annoys me when you lied about it! Own up you daughter of an old bitch with 4 nipples. Just be frank and say that god forbidden phrase: “I Like Good Looking Guys.”

Stop talking cock or I’ll shove a 10 inch dildo into your mouth and down your throat in hope you die a horrible death. If only love can be measured through the length of our penis and the size of a girls’ boob, then all is fair. For the mean time, go get a new brain to replace your walnut-sized brain and stop lying!

Liar liar, panties on fire! Roll over and die you bitches!

Jan

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You Only See What Your Mind Wants To See

January 17, 2009 | Category: Sociology | Leave a Comment

You only see what your mind wants to see.

They say nothing is more poisonous that the human mind, indeed it is. Human loves to avoid the truth and brainwash themselves with 1001 excuses when the answer is right in front of them.

Based on my own experience with friends and family, the truth is relative if they choose so, not because it is. For example, I said we have option A while we seek to achieve Goal B. Mr.Joe says Goal B is not achievable because there are no options available, again, I repeat we have option A, Mr.Joe has no comment. Next day, Mr.Joe says Goal B is not achievable because there are no options available. Speechless.

Mr.Joe is not fictional, he/she foam at the mouth as he/she speaks. It applies to all of my friends and family members I encountered and I died a thousand times trying to shout the same message across, we have option A. Hello! Y-O-U D-E-A-F?

27 years and decaying, I’ve come to understand in life we are always presented with two sets of choices, one less appealing than the other, none the less there are still choices, you choose. So please, stop talking cock as if you had chicken wings found in a garbage bin for breakfast, or else I shall stuff a 10 inch cucumber into your butt and when it is covered with 1mm thick of shit, I’ll stuff it into your mouth.

Jan

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The Typical Asian Mentality

January 17, 2009 | Category: Culture | 2 Comments

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I am sick and tired of our typical Asian mentality. Let me make this clear once and for all. Education is about seeking knowledge, to open up our thoughts, broaden our mind. Having said that, it really annoys me whenever the older generation advised us to seek proper education in a foreign country in the name of money. They believed that with a degree, one can make lots of money by sitting in an air-con room facing a monitor from 9 to 5, on the other hand, with a master, your boss will offer you a dream job and some stock option thrown in together with a big fat pay slip every month, life is perfect. Pathetic.

Come on, let’s be realistic and use some god given brain cells provided that they are not as dead as their thinking and looks. Wearing a graduation gowns and a mortarboard over our head does not guarantee us a working life filled with roses, believe me, office jobs can be torturing. Some dream job can be a bed of roses… … with the thorns.

I believe the older generation perceived highly of people with degree or master, probably they don’t have the luxury of a good education. I understand the limited opportunity during their time, but to have a kiddy thought of degree holders are showered with red roses whenever people bump into them is akin to not knowing how babies are made. Let’s face the fact that with a degree you are not the savior of your family and you are not likely to drive a Mercedez-Benz in your miserable short life as oppose to Joe the farmer with 10 hectares of land sweating under the hot sun.

For crying out loud, wake up! Joe the farmer is richer and healthier, he grows his own vegetables and dispose his heavily intoxicated vegetables to a hypermarket near you, he lives a comfortable punch card and stress free life, while you work your ass off building your bosses dream. End of the day, you struggled to make ends meet, couldn’t afford to pay your child’s education bill, heavily in debt, lived in a second hand link houses with free water every time it rains, and the best part is, life rewards you with high blood pressure and 30 years down the road, you turned into food for the maggots and fertilizer for the plants while Joe the farmer continues pumping out babies like a rabbit powered by Duracell batteries.

Let us make this clear, education is not about making more money, never. Undeniably a proper education is the stepping stone towards a better future, how you shape your future depends on the path you choose, because you had a proper education, your opinions are broader, therefore your path is not limited to a few options. One thing for sure, with a degree, you’ll never go hungry.

To be successful in life, you only need ‘passion’ and not some degree/master printed on a recycled toilet paper. Follow your heart.


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