May

18

Homeless Project

May 18, 2011 | Category: Life Log | 1 Comment

Yes, Project homeless.com.my is mine, to show your support, please click the ‘Like’ button on our facebook page. We’re hoping that by the end of the month we are able to gather 200+ ‘Like’ victims.

May

13

Heaven And Religion

May 13, 2011 | Category: Religion | 1 Comment

Heaven And Religion

The foundation of most religions in the world are the same, for instant, heaven is paved with gold, endless food like chicken chop (you’ll have to kill that chicken, right?), unlimited supply of bubble tea if you happened to be a Chinese, in short, it is utopia – a world that is so perfect where the ‘word’ perfect doesn’t even exist because it couldn’t be further improved.

Anyway, like all religion, the path to heaven is death – you’ll have to die to get there, and according to God’s fine print, yes, there is a fine print and remember to bring your microscope and lawyer because in the fine print it says committing suicide is not the path to heaven, it is the path to hell.

Again, like all religion, you are here because you’ve sinned or it is because of karma, it is a form of punishment, yet according to most religion, you are encouraged to breed like a rabbits, the more the merrier. Knowing very well that the reason we are here is because we’ve sinned, isn’t it a sin to bring another innocent soul to this world? I mean, why not end this ‘sin’ cycle by not repopulating this planet with more sinners (babies)?

Hypothetically speaking, since committing suicide is out of the question, what if I were to group every single souls on this planet on the smallest piece of land and then nuke them to kingdom come, it means 7 billion souls are now in Heaven while I dine with the mr.devil. No more sinners, no more suffering, no more pain and everyone is now in Utopia… why do I have this feeling of being labeled as heartless when it is your religion that taught me about self-sacrificing?

I mean, how bad can it be? Everyone is in Heaven, nobody is missing anyone, plus, you get to meet you great great great great grandpa, all the way from this generation to the ape like walking man ancestor. Just like your previous life on planet earth, only better, no?

So, remember, don’t breed like a pig, and Joseph Stalin, Mao ZeDong and Hitler are ______. Enjoy this video:

May

8

Baby Elephant

May 8, 2011 | Category: Life Log | Leave a Comment

So, after all these years, finally she found a baby elephant. A F’king baby elephant, I say live with it and stop complaining. Your 23 years old baby elephant will morph into an ice-age Mammoth when his metabolism drops, and your very limited vocabulary will be filled with big words like diabetes, obesity and heart failure. Yes, BIG words for a circus midget size person like you.

You must be a village idiot to believe that fat people are healthier than skinny people. Not that skinny people are in any way healthy, but they are definitely healthier than a baby elephant.

Okay, you’re official a very tasteful person…. for the tasteless. Serious shit, that walking oil drum aka mr.hippopotamus probably had a hard time reaching his dick in a shower, how in the world is that baby elephant healthy?

F’k man, what is in his bear belly? And his man boobs, man, I got to say since you are a midget size clown, his man boobs is definitely bigger than yours. The good news is if you happened to have quadruplets, there are enough boobs to go around feeding all the tiny elephants.

Anyway, where you met this baby elephant of yours? Wait, I know… in a Zoo. Go F’k yourself. You are either blind or desperate, I think you’re both.

sumo



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